*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
nobody even tries anymore
guys… it’s that time of the year
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
zooey deschanel gets stuck in lucy liu’s dress
This is the least surprising photo I’ve ever seen.
Is it wrong that I love how Lucy Liu is like ~this is not my problem~ ~I am a cyborg princess and this is beneath me~
"money can’t make you happy" WELL IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T GONNA MAKE ME SAD
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
when you surprise a bitch
jay z slapping beyonces ass
They are so cute I hate myself
I’m not passive-aggressive. I’m just aggressive. I don’t even know what passive means. That doesn’t make me stupid. I’ll fucking kill you.
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
Negatives of being a celebrity